Advice for The Bride-to-be

Advice for The Bride-to-be

Oh sweetheart, God bless you!
You’re all grown up and a bride now!
Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for this day?
Since the moment I had you;
The second you were born and I found out that I had a girl.

God bless!
Your husband is a good guy, and he’s completely devoted to you,
And all that, you know what I mean!
God loves women who obey their husbands.

You know what happens on that night!
You know what I mean.
He’s your husband and he’s permissible to you.
You’re lawfully wedded to each other.
You’ll get to know each other better and stuff.
But remember that white nightgown I bought you?
Wear it tonight!
No, not the dress! Are you going to stay in your dress, stupid?
Gigi, come talk some sense into her.
I need to go because I’ve got things to do.
The dress! She wants to stay in her dress!

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