Cleanliness Is the Most Important Thing

Cleanliness Is the Most Important Thing

Cleanliness is the most important thing.
You should smell good, and you should be dressed up.
I’ll visit you tomorrow.
Make your mama proud.
We’re all coming tomorrow to check on you.

Listen to him, you idiot.
Your cousin had a great first wedding night.
We all went to visit her.
She made us all proud.
We all saw the bed sheet.
I want to see a big spot on your bed sheet.

You know what I’m talking about.
Why else did I get you internet at home?
Didn’t you watch anything?
Didn’t you see anything?
Didn’t you talk to your cousin?

It doesn’t matter.
The most important thing is cleanliness.

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