I once fell down the stairs and broke my leg.
My leg was extremely swollen when I went to the hospital.
It was just my luck that the doctor who examined me was the type who avoided looking at women.
He read my x-ray report and said,
“Good thing you came in right away.
If you had put any weight on your leg, you would’ve needed a metal plate.”
“Thank God. Please do something.”
“There’s nothing I can do.
Come back at night.”
“I’m not going anywhere. I’m staying here!
I’m staying here!” I exclaimed.
