One time, I was travelling with my girlfriend and two of her friends.
At 11 P.M. we arrived at a checkpoint.
“Do you know them?
Are you relatives?
Friends?
Okay, pull over!
Come here, search the bags!”

They started searching our bags,
Of course, I was travelling with my girlfriend,
And I had to prove to her and her friends that I’m a man.
When he came to search one of the bags, the girls approached me
So I understood that that bag must have their lingerie in it.
I told him: “No, anything but the girls’ bag. Don’t open it!”
He opened the bag and held a pair of underwear.
I stopped him, telling him ``No, you can’t take it out. It’s not right!”

From that moment onward, my girlfriend became really proud of me.
She and her girlfriends treated me like the king of kings throughout the trip,
Because I was able to protect their lingerie.

The same situation happened at home one time with my sisters, my mom, and my wife.
“The plummer is on his way. Hide the bra.”
One of my duties as a man became protecting the lingerie,
Even though it’s just a piece of fabric.