"Aside from anything else,
I need to have sex.
Can you tell me what to do?
I'm a divorced lady with two kids,
and I just need to have sex.
What am I supposed to do?”
I silently listened to the rants of my divorced friend.
A week later I was sitting with a group of people,
when this guy just started talking about divorced ladies.
In no time at all,
The rest of the crowd joined in.
They started blabbering about divorced women’s reputations,
And how they're always after married men.
How they flirt all the time.
How they're this and that and this and that.
I was asked to voice my opinion,
So, I turned to the guy:
"Let me ask you something.
Imagine I'm a divorced lady with two kids and I need to have sex…"
Everyone looked at me in shock.
"Since you want to talk about divorced ladies,
then let's really talk about them!
I am divorced and I need to have sex!
What?!
Don't you think I have needs of my own?"
"No, no, you do…."
"Fine then what do you suggest I do?"
"I dunno… "
"Then shut the fuck up!"
