"Not once have I seen you flirting with a girl on the phone or planning to go out.
What’s wrong with you?”
"No, Hatem is such a girl. He's shy and doesn't like talking about asses and boobs and stuff like that!"
"You inherited your fatness from your mom. Your thighs and backside keep getting fatter.”
"My son keeps breaking up and dating all the time, and you? All this time, nothing?"
"You've never kissed a girl in your life?"
"If someone hits you, hit them back, and stop acting like a faggot."