Who Wants to Get Married Anyway?

Husband: That’s marriage for you. Pure headache.
I was happy hanging out with my friends.
(snorting drugs)
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: I’m not doing anything.
(hides the plate)

Wife: Didn’t you say you’d quit doing that shit?
I’m the one slaving away at work while you sit here and do nothing.
Husband: Shhh...you’re ruining my mood. Go inside.
Wife: I’m calling your brothers.
Husband: Call them.
Wife: Aren’t you ever going to quit?!
Husband: Don’t make me lose my temper.

Wife: Who will raise these children?
Why did you get married in the first place if you’re so irresponsible?
Husband: They won’t die because I do drugs.

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